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I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.

Gene Weingarten

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Gene Weingarten
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: October 2
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