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You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.
Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: August 25
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Never negotiate with kids. They don't have life experience, and they don't have repercussions for bad decisions they still get fed and housed.
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I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. Thee and thous - the guy sounds like a faggot.
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I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.
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