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Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding. -- Paris to William
Gena Showalter
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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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My demon's a girl? Gideon said, astonished.
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Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy -William
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Ohh, how clever, Aden said and clapped. A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
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