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Besties before testes.

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy -William
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He was royalty. So what? Everyone had a flaw.
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I'll take the cemetery, Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. The club might collapse if I go.
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I would have been here sooner but Lysander held me prisoner in our cloud, Bianka said with a grin. He wouldn't relent until Sabin gave the ok. Which I still don't understand and will continue to punish him for until he spills. Secrets or guts, I don't care which.
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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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Hold everything. I missed a four-way chick fight. Then I find out someone's been nibbling. William's attention shifted to Olivia, who was still lying on the floor. Please tell me our sweet little angel is the biter. It'll make me want her ever so much more.
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Sighing, she shut the book with a snap. “All right. You need to vent, so I’ll listen to you vent. But do it quickly, because Rydstorm was about to plunder Sabine with his thick, hard—
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We are so not breaking out the violins and pity partying.
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I haven't have fun for a long time, Kaia said with a pout. Me, either. Except with myself, but I don't suppose that counts. It does the way I do it.
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I had faith, and if I had faith I couldn't worry.
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Enjoy him while it lasts, I called. Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD. She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.
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Ohh, how clever, Aden said and clapped. A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
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You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you.
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While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance. He would talk about flowers and moonbeams - he cringed - if it meant maintaining this delectable inner peace. Is there a way to break your death-curse? Ashlyn asked. So much for flowers and moon-beams.
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People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons at their waist. Or maybe because William opened a bag of Doritos and ate while he shopped. Hard to tell.
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Should I pull on a shirt? he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. No. He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. You're fine.
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For gods' sake, Strider, Torin snapped. Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.
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As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.
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Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.
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Because you aren't who you think you are. You aren't what everyone else believes. You might have delivered countless deaths but you love more fiercely than anyone I've ever known.
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