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Besties before testes.

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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Oklahoma
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Humans had a saying. Mess with the bull and get the horns. Well, Harpies had a saying, too. Mess with a Harpy and die.
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As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.
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I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.
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Disappointment mixed with bitter acceptance flashed in her eyes. Maybe you are real, she said. It would require a dark side I don't have to create someone like you. You forgot to say 'no offense' before making that statement. No, I didn't. I meant offense. Bold little human, wasn't she? -Annabelle and Zacharel
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cute, she announced. and oh,baby doll,you do give off a powerful vide,don't you? makes me want to touch you. with your teeth,id bet.i say to myself
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Cole chuckled, saying, “Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic.
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Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.
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He’d pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand others…heads had rolled.
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Even the smallest light can grow until there’s no darkness left.
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See? This was how he’d gotten me to fall in love with him. At times like this he made me feel like the most treasured woman in the world. “So you don’t remember doing this to me? Naked? In the shower? On the bed? On the floor?” With Matt Damon? Okay, how had the Sarah Silverman video gotten in my head, now of all times?
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Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing.
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What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
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Lord Kane beat me up,” one said with a grin. There was blood on his teeth. “Did you see?” “Best. Night. Ever.
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To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong.
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Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way. I...had no words for that.
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Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.
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do you have to sit so close? she asked on a ragged breath. Yes. was his only reply. want to tell me why? no. (Darius replied) i don't like it. She insisted scooting from him for the second time. He moved closer want to tell me why? he parroted. No she parroted right back.
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To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
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The golden rays of the moon paid him absolute tribute. He was a buffet of muscles and corded strength.
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I’ll carry you over my shoulder if I must, just as I did last night. If I’m forced to do it, however, I cannot guarantee you’ll make it out of this cell with your clothes on. Understand? ------ It appears I am the one who will not make it out of here with my clothes on.
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