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Besties before testes.

Gena Showalter

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.
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If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.
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Lean against the edge, sweetheart. I'm falling off.--Brent Greene
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I cast a glance in my new admirer's direction. You may call me Your Highness, I said. Or Empress Beauty. He chuckled. I wasn't kidding.
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I looked around, counting the competition. Sixteen. To win, all I had to do was incapacitate each one, place my hand over their hearts and turn my palm into a flame. Easy. Yeah right.
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Come on, baby.” Paris combed his fingers through her hair. “Look past my terrible personality and hideous looks and throw me a bone. Teach me how to woo you properly.” She snorted. “I’d argue the hideous looks part.” “But not the terrible personality? Ouch. That hurts, baby.
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I'm king of the World, bitches. Come in here and bask in my glory.(Strider)
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My demon's a girl? Gideon said, astonished.
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Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.
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When I find my consort, I plan to stab him in the heart before he can cause me a moment's unease. -Taliyah
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I am so glad we met at an undisclosed location over the summer.
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I had faith, and if I had faith I couldn't worry.
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I am cruel and I am selfish, but this need I have inside me, this need for you and no other, is stronger than anything else I've ever encountered. I doubt two years of lockup would dull it in the slightest.
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While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance. He would talk about flowers and moonbeams - he cringed - if it meant maintaining this delectable inner peace. Is there a way to break your death-curse? Ashlyn asked. So much for flowers and moon-beams.
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If Paris were missing, he´d want the same guys looking for him. Seriously, the only team capable of getting better results would be Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Hannibal
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Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy -William
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You don't think I'm crazy? I asked hesitantly. Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.
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To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong.
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He was in my nose, my mouth, on my skin, inside my cells, deep in the marrow of my bones. Just then, he was everything to me.
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Being with a man incapable of telling a lie – a whole lot of awesome. Being with a man who could taste when you lied – sucked the big one.
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