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My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because He'd wanted to make up for the inadequacies of women.

Gena Showalter

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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Oklahoma
United States
Body
Discover
May
Tiny
Wanted
Soon
Inadequacies
Made
Eating
Invaded
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Told
Inadequacy
Men
Alive
Exes
Perfect
Worms
Women
Slowly

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