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My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because He'd wanted to make up for the inadequacies of women.
Gena Showalter
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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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