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My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because He'd wanted to make up for the inadequacies of women.

Gena Showalter

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
Author
Novelist
Writer
Oklahoma
United States
Wanted
Soon
Inadequacies
Made
Eating
Invaded
Make
Told
Inadequacy
Men
Alive
Exes
Perfect
Worms
Women
Slowly
Body
Discover
May
Tiny

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Words without action mean nothing. I’ll show you.
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