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CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.
Gena Showalter
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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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