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The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.

Gena Showalter

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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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Oklahoma
United States
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Strangled
Brutally
Shoulder
Shoulders
Angel
Devil
Left
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