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Gena Showalter
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: January 1
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Oklahoma
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People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons at their waist. Or maybe because William opened a bag of Doritos and ate while he shopped. Hard to tell.
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As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.
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I cannot kill him, she muttered to herself. I cannot kill him. I promised Bianka I'd stop at ten bodies a day, and I've already surpassed my quota for the fifth day in a row. I cannot kill him.
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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
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Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her smiling. Knock, knock. [Koldo] Who’s there? [Nicola] Donut. Donut who? Donut run from me, puny girl.
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Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They're fairy tales for grown-ups.
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I'm not mad, though, Kat said. You lied to me, and I lied to you. We're even. Finally he lost the grin. When did you lie? She gave him a Sweet'N Low smile, as if his amusement had been poured into her. Every time we messed around. I didn't actually enjoy myself, if you know what I mean.
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She stopped at the desk and held up a can for his view. This looks like an ordinary hairspray can, right? Of course. he said though he had no idea what hairspray was.
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Neighbor… was that the word for whoring tramp nowadays?
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They were connected, one being, fused together. She belonged to him, and he to her.
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We are so not breaking out the violins and pity partying.
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What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
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The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.
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Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding. -- Paris to William
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When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?” (…) A sigh of longing. “To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler’s trophy wife.
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Enjoy him while it lasts, I called. Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD. She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.
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Their mother had always stressed the importance of taking care of yourself first, your family second and everyone else not at all.. darkest surrender
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Hold everything. I missed a four-way chick fight. Then I find out someone's been nibbling. William's attention shifted to Olivia, who was still lying on the floor. Please tell me our sweet little angel is the biter. It'll make me want her ever so much more.
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Life's too short to pretend and play games like that. I want to spend my time hanging out with people who make me feel good about myself. People who make me happy.
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Evelyn: There's nothing wrong with embracing one's emotions. Brittany: Mom, You don't just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core.
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