I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back. It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I'm not a tough guy or a good fighter at all. [Boxing] is just a great way to work out that's not boring. It's also good for your mental health. If you have an Irish or Scottish last name you should definitely do it.

Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world. And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.