I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world. And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back. It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I'm not a tough guy or a good fighter at all. [Boxing] is just a great way to work out that's not boring. It's also good for your mental health. If you have an Irish or Scottish last name you should definitely do it.