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Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!

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Gary Larson
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: August 14
Caricaturist
Cartoonist
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Tacoma
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I don't read cartoons because I think for the most part the comics don't have an interest for me. There's just nothing there these days that makes me want to go seek them out. I'm not trying to say my work wouldn't have sparked that same reaction from somebody else. There's just nothing there for me personally.
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I thought some of my earlier cartoons were not exactly great shakes at the time I drew them. Now I see a certain innocence in them. The humor has a kind of purity to it, I guess. And it works better on some level for me now.
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I never liked my own species.
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People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.
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I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.
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Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!
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I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.
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My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.
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