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The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.
Gary Gulman
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Gary Gulman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: July 17
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Stand-Up Comedian
Peabody
Massachusetts
Gary Lewis Gulman
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I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.
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It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.
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Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?
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I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.
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Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.
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Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.
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I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.
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My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.
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Without my family, I'd be something.
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I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.
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Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
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Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
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If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.
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Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.
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There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.
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I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.
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It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.
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