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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Garry Shandling
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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