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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
Garry Shandling
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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