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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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