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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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