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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
Garry Shandling
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Garry Shandling
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
Garry Shandling
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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