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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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More quotes by Garry Shandling
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
Garry Shandling
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
Garry Shandling
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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