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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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