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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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