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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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