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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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