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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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