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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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