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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
Garry Shandling
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honestI think real people should not be on television It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
Garry Shandling
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
Garry Shandling
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
Garry Shandling
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
Garry Shandling
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Garry Shandling
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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