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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling
Age: 66 †
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Died: 2016
Died: March 24
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Garry Emmanuel Shandling
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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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