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Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Comedian
Humorist
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Anoka
Minnesota
Gary Edward Keillor
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