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Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Comedian
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Anoka
Minnesota
Gary Edward Keillor
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I love rhymes I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.
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Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.
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I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.
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Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
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The majority of people who keel over dead at concerts are killed by a long trumpet passage.
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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
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One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
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If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust?
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You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.
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I usually don't work with other people I do the whole show myself.
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Humor has to surprise us otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
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Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.
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I hiked around town, the air sweet and dry, and was sort of overwhelmed by the perfection of it -- the old courthouse, the train depot, Mount [Jumbo] and Mount Sentinel rising up, the neon bars, the funky festivity of a college town .
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I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
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As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.
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Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.
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I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
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