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Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.
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I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.
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I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats of taxis. I write in hotel rooms. I love hotel rooms. I just write wherever I am whenever I need to write.
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I love rhymes I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.
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There was a price to be paid for being interested in fiction and in writing, pushing my family away. Books and authors became my family.
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We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
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Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.
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One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.
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Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
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When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.
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It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
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Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
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Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.
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In the end, all solutions are temporary.
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Freedom doesn't mean aimlessness. We can't just sleepwalk through life.... Freedom demands structure.
Garrison Keillor
Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.
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People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
Garrison Keillor
I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
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