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Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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There was a price to be paid for being interested in fiction and in writing, pushing my family away. Books and authors became my family.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
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In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.
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Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.
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Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love
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Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.
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I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showed no real talent. But I persevered and eventually found my own row to hoe. Ignorance of other writers' work keeps me from discouragement and I am less well-read than the average bus driver.
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Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.
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A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
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In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.
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Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
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You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
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My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.
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She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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