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I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
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A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
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I think that you are only obliged to be a humorist from the age of 18 until you turn 30. Past the age of 30 I don't think there is any obligation to be clever at all.
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Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.
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You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
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In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.
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As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.
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Most men are prisoners at best, Who some strong habit every drag about Like chain and ball.
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There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from.
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