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I usually don't work with other people I do the whole show myself.
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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It is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of geese than to make three hundred fat and flabby about God or the American people.
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Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
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Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
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Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
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To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.
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The great unrequited love tears open your heart to the beauty of the world, its small rivers and upland meadows. It also makes you kinder to the next hundred thousand persons who cross your path.
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It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.
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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
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You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind. For some are sane and some are mad And some are good and some are bad And some are better, some are worse But all may be described in verse.
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Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.
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As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.
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Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.
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Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.
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In the end, all solutions are temporary.
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Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
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I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.
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