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I usually don't work with other people I do the whole show myself.

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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In the end, all solutions are temporary.
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
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In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.
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Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.
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Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
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Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.
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To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100 feet in length the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can remain submerged for up to 3 weeks.
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I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special.
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Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.
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I love rhymes I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
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Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.
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There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from.
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Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.
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Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people's feelings are tender.
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You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
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I love New York, and I'm drawn to a certain intensity of life, but I've just never felt like I want to escape from the Midwest. A writer lives a great deal in his own head, and so one intuitively finds places where your head is more clear. New York for me is one of those places.
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When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
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Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
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Take care of your friends. Because there will come a time when you'll be no good to anyone, and the only reason for people to talk to you will be sheer habit.
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