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I usually don't work with other people I do the whole show myself.

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think of the damage they would do if they were at the job instead, you can see why golf courses are a wise investment for any municipality.
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... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.
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There was a price to be paid for being interested in fiction and in writing, pushing my family away. Books and authors became my family.
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I like to sing and it's just really fun to sing, and I don't get too much. And at my house I'm not allowed to because, you know, your children can't stand it when you sing at home.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
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Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
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In the end, all solutions are temporary.
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I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats of taxis. I write in hotel rooms. I love hotel rooms. I just write wherever I am whenever I need to write.
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Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.
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Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door
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The great unrequited love tears open your heart to the beauty of the world, its small rivers and upland meadows. It also makes you kinder to the next hundred thousand persons who cross your path.
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Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.
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You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.
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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
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People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
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If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust?
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showed no real talent. But I persevered and eventually found my own row to hoe. Ignorance of other writers' work keeps me from discouragement and I am less well-read than the average bus driver.
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