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I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
Author
Comedian
Humorist
Radio Personality
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Television Producer
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Anoka
Minnesota
Gary Edward Keillor
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Most men are prisoners at best, Who some strong habit every drag about Like chain and ball.
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In the end, all solutions are temporary.
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A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
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There was a price to be paid for being interested in fiction and in writing, pushing my family away. Books and authors became my family.
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You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind. For some are sane and some are mad And some are good and some are bad And some are better, some are worse — But all may be described in verse.
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As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
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God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.
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