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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.
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People always are encouraging about a terrible loss, so that sometimes the loser would like to strangle them.
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Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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Minnesota is a state of public-spirited and polite people, where you can get a good cappucino and eat Thai food and find any book you want and yet live on a quiet tree-lined street with a backyard and send your kids to public school. When a state this good hits the jackpot, it can only be an inspiration to everybody.
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A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.
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Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.
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Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
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In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.
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She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
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In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
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We English majors...need to promote public libraries as a tool in the war against terror. How many readers of Edith Wharton have engaged in terroristic acts? I challenge you to name one...Do we need to wait until our cities lie in smoking ruins before we wake up to the fact that a first-class public library is a vital link in national defense?
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When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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