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You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.
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When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.
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That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
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The great unrequited love tears open your heart to the beauty of the world, its small rivers and upland meadows. It also makes you kinder to the next hundred thousand persons who cross your path.
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Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love
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Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
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I don't associate work with feelings of satisfaction. Rather, guilt, frustration, and resentment of people who write better than I do.
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Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door
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One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
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There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from.
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I love rhymes I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
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Childhood is the small town everyone came from.
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I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
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March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
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I want to resume the life of a shy person.
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I write on a laptop, so it's impossible to count drafts anymore.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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