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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
Garrison Keillor
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Garrison Keillor
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: August 7
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Gary Edward Keillor
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Take care of your friends. Because there will come a time when you'll be no good to anyone, and the only reason for people to talk to you will be sheer habit.
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Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.
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A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
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The great unrequited love tears open your heart to the beauty of the world, its small rivers and upland meadows. It also makes you kinder to the next hundred thousand persons who cross your path.
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A child can educate just about anybody.
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Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.
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In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.
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I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
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We English majors...need to promote public libraries as a tool in the war against terror. How many readers of Edith Wharton have engaged in terroristic acts? I challenge you to name one...Do we need to wait until our cities lie in smoking ruins before we wake up to the fact that a first-class public library is a vital link in national defense?
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I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.
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Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.
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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.
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That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
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Childhood is the small town everyone came from.
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Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.
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Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people's feelings are tender.
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I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.
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A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
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... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.
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