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In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

Gail Parent

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Gail Parent
Age: 84
Born: 1940
Born: August 12
Screenwriter
Television Producer
Television Screenwriter
Writer
New York City
New York
Right
Telephones
Hold
Hell
Heaven

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