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I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Gail Carriger

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Gail Carriger
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: May 4
Archaeologist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Bolinas
California
Observe
Gossip
Observation
Everyone
Never
Relay
Relays
Observations
Practically

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I may be a werewolf and Scottish, but despite what you may have read about both, we are not cads!
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Lord Maccon reflected upon the state of his life wherein he had somehow gained a spouse who could not give a pig's foot for the latest dresses out of Paris but who whined about not owning an aethographic transmitter. Well, at least the two were comparable obsessions so far as expense was concerned.
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She had to give her teachers credit: they were right to insist all pupils carry scissors, handkerchiefs, perfume and hair ribbons at all times. At some point she'd learn why they also required a red lace doily and a lemon.
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Lady Maccon cogitated. She would like to encourage this new spirit of social-mindedness. If Felicity needed anything in her life, it was a cause. Then she might stop nitpicking everyone else.
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Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.
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She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.
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I am entirely capable. Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?
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These feelings you engender in me, my lord, are most indelicate. You should stop causing them immediately.
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Lord Akeldama did so love to know all the gossip about the mundane world, but it was in the manner of a cat amusing himself among the butterflies without a need to interfere should their wings get torn off. They were only butterflies, after all.
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His lordship can eat my fat—
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Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?
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