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At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my word! You can’t threaten me, you’re pregnant!
Gail Carriger
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Gail Carriger
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: May 4
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