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Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats.

Gail Carriger

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Gail Carriger
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: May 4
Archaeologist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Bolinas
California
Vampire
Cat
Dear
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Cats

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