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Why did you want to go and distract me like that? I was quite in my element and everything.' Conall laughed. 'Someone has to keep you off balance otherwise you'll end up ruling the empire. Or at least ordering it into wretched submission.

Gail Carriger

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Gail Carriger
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: May 4
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