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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes you want a falcon?.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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