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I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like yeah he's a cute little kid but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.
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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
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You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!
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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.
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It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
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I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
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Once I started doing specials I always incorporated Fluffy into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want it to be different for people. I'm there, yes, but it's something different.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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