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I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
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Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.
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That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
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I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.
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I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.
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As far as uncut I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right.
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating everything was a joke.
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