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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

Gabriel Iglesias

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
Comic
Dancer
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, Aaah, let's go get some chicks. Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.
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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating everything was a joke.
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I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance is so anybody can understand it - whether you're 10 years old or 80 years old.
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Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.
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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.
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People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.
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Finding places to perform was definitely the biggest challenge. Trying to find my voice over the years was a big thing because when I started I was just doing characters and impressions and that was it.
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I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
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You live by the cake, you die by the cake.
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I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.
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I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
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If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes you want a falcon?.
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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.
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If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.
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Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
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I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
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